BX November 29, 1917
The Greatest Worry of Khaki Clads is ‘Mud’ – Fritz’s Shells Soon become Monotonous, but Mud is Always Worrying – From the Front Line
Private T.J. Edwards writes the following letter to a friend here:
I thought I would have a heart and continue the good work. For your information I would say that beyond Fritz endeavoring to scare us to death, when there is nothing a fellow could relate which would be of any interest to anyone. Frights are so common that a fellow sometimes gets scared of himself, but when it comes to going over the top, well, I am right there and so far have had the pleasure of seeing the show to a successful end. It wouldn’t be so bad if they were to make a puff ball or a cream puff the heaviest missile to throw at one another, but the way things look now, the size of the shells is getting bigger and the dear only knows who is going to stop them.
This is not interesting, of course, for anyone with cold feet, and you should avoid showing this to anyone who you know suffers this way, because we can’t plug the hole forever and the knowledge of this might have a tendency to stop reinforcements coming over.
I suppose you have often wondered how we manage to live long enough to write a letter; especially as in most cases we are only a few yards from the Bosche and so much stuff in the air at one time wrangling from the rifle bullet, not forgetting to mention Fritz’s flying pig and his coal box. But I suppose even Satan looks after his own, hence our successful exits now and again further back. To explain fully the system of working this game would be disastrous for the writer, as Mr. Censor has a say, and if he doesn’t like the tone of our voice the letter is detained and the writer and in scathing terms is informed that he must be a sympathizer with the enemy or he wouldn’t offer such information, especially as mail is liable to be diverted by some means into enemy hands for their perusal. I guess some of the funniest stunts have been pulled off with a view to obtaining information that could be thought out. There is nothing to it. Fritz’s men higher up are wise guys, and it took a long time to get wise to him, but today the British army stands A1 and he’s got to wake up some again and find something else to pull over our eyes, for considering the magnitude of the affair and such a lot of minor things of importance that have to be dealt with, everything runs like clockwork. The most peculiar part is the absolute indifference that is shown for shelling, because I suppose one looks at it in this way.
There is always a possibility of them hitting the other fellow, or not hitting anyone or anything. What does worry us is mud. I must say it gets our goat about right. As every step one takes the foot has to be yanked out, only to do the same thing with the other. There is always lots of work to be done and it is done and done to schedule. Not saying one is tired; that is a thing out of the question. Occasionally a fellow feels that being lined up against a wall would be better than to carry one, but a fellow always has a second thought coming, and he receives fresh courage from somewhere. It doesn’t come up with rations. I suppose it is the nature of us to be bull-headed at times. Practically all my battalion have arrived safely and are doing their bit, and good soldiers they are too; in fact; when history is written if our town isn’t mentioned why there must be something wrong with the writers. Our battalion alone has been mentioned in despatches on different occasions and I’ll guarantee 75 percent are from our town. By this you will be able to know that we are heart-breakers wherever we go, at home or abroad. In civil life it was the girls and now it is the Bosche, and believe me, without any bluff, he doesn’t like us a little bit. Every time we are in the line, no matter how quiet it was before, by the time we get nicely settled it gets like hell with the lid on.
Your old friend,
Pte. T.J. Edwards